margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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