Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
And then he peed in my hair
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