Mattress luging...It's a long story.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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