I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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