do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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