Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
There's even glitter on my cock...
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