Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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