Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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