How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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