The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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