ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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