Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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