: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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