Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
meet me or not, i'm out of control
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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