return my video game
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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