those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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