hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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