belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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