i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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