got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
