So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Randomize
