do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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