So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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