Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
ugly people sure do ruin things
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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