I think im going to throw up on grandma
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy�
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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