guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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