I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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