He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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