I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
