i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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