Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
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