if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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