wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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