her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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