I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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