OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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