Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
