ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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