No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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