Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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