So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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