well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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