So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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