shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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