I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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