Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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