Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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