There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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