Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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