so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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